




"I’m not from here, but I’m trying" Premium Heavyweight White T-shirt
"I’m not from here, but I’m trying"—the official slogan of every expat who's accidentally ordered jabón (soap) instead of jamón (ham). It's that beautiful balancing act of blending in, while also being a professional at getting just enough wrong to keep things interesting. Whether it’s fumbling through Spanish phrases or figuring out why siesta time still isn’t nap time for you, this phrase sums up the effort, the laughs, and the occasional linguistic disaster of expat life. Perfect for those who are doing their best... and loving every awkward moment of it!
Experience top-notch quality with Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing, the finest fabric printing method, ensuring vibrant, long-lasting colours and a soft, comfortable feel that blends seamlessly with the fabric.
More details
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
- Relaxed fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Hola Siesta
- Email: holasiesta-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
"I’m not from here, but I’m trying" Premium Heavyweight White T-shirt Size Guide

Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
---|---|---|---|
S
|
26.62
|
18.25
|
16.25
|
M
|
28
|
20.25
|
17.75
|
L
|
29.37
|
22
|
19
|
XL
|
30.75
|
24
|
20 1/2
|
2XL
|
31.62
|
26
|
21.75
|
3XL
|
32 1/2
|
27.75
|
23.25
|
4XL
|
33 1/2
|
29.75
|
24.63
|